Barney

Barney Stinson is one of the main characters of american television series “How I met your Mother”.
He tends to be opportunistic and manipulative, and will attempt to manipulate a situation so that it goes his way. He is also highly competitive, and will take on “challenges” to complete (sometimes) outlandish tasks in order to prove his worth. He is proud/stubborn and attempts to stand by his word no matter what. 
 As far as talent goes, Barney has exhibited wit and creativity numerous times throughout the series.  He seems to have a thorough understanding of human behavior and uses this mainly to manipulate situations to his advantage.
  • You see, whenever I start feeling sick, I just stop being sick and be awesome instead. True story.
  • A lie is just a story ruined by the truth.
  • It’s gonna be Legend -wait for it- Dary. Legendary.
This guy, even though fictional and a little bit funny, he leaves a mark on all the show’s watchers.
Read the following excerpt:
Barney: [About his brother] He’s the awesomest, most best-lookingest, greatest guy ever!
Lily: He’s exactly like Barney.
Barney: That’s what I just said.
Barney considers himself the most awesome person in the world, which brings down his Ooh Constant. 
The WAR has recently had an enormous breakthrough in Awetitudinal Sciences.
The WAR after years of secret research in their private labs and libraries, found out what happens when the 100 Ooh barrier is broken.
Firstly, no man can break the 100 Ooh Barrier and still remain 101Ooh or more awesome. This is because after crossing the 100 Ooh barrier men come back to the 50 Ooh stage. 
And Secondly, the 101 Ooh or more stage is reserved for God. It is not possible to burst into it. 
You see it. It is impossible to beat the 100s.

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