Revenge is Sweet!

Has somebody insulted you……….or spread false information regarding you with false proof………or  has irritated you? 
Do you feel that she/he needs her/his head  within a box with nails on the inside or she/he needs to be run over by a road roller? 
Well these things cant be done. What you can do is take revenge.  
Step 1: Place the individual in the below table………………..
  1. Has stolen something [non-living] of yours………………………………………………………………………………. or similar
  2. Has physically hurt you……………………………………………………………………………………………………………….or similar
  3. Has physically hurt one of your friends or family or somebody dear to you………………………………. or similar
  4. Has / Had put your life in danger [or dear one’s life]…………………………………………………………………. or similar
  5. Has defamed you or a dear one……………………………………………………………………………………………….. or similar 
Step 2:
  1. Place prank calls to his home at all hours of the day and night from a blocked number.
  2. Call his home from a blocked number in the middle of the night several nights in a row. When he answers, hang up.
  3. Write on his face using permanent marker.
  4. Send him edited pictures of himself.
  5. Pass along secrets he’s told you.
  6. Make him a meal with way too many hot peppers.
  7. Pull the mouse or keyboard cord out just a little so it no longer works. 
  8. If he has an optical mouse, just put a piece of tape over the light.
  9. Pay back any money you owe him in pennies.
  10. Add a tripwire at the bottom of a doorway
  11. Wipe petroleum jelly on their doorknobs.
  12. Glue them to their chair.
  13. Hide their stationery.
Step 3:
                
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Remember….Don’t break the rules and keep to your limits.
More Coming on Awesomeness and various Key Characteristics…. 
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